Can\’t See
Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What...
Disprove this!
A case for the Third Universal Cardinal Rule of Thumb: Never be absolute, unless...
How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?
How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?Ya put yer thumb...
Going Down French Style!
Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant...
A boy and girl octopus out on a date…
A boy and girl octopus out on a date walked down the street arm...
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
What came first, the chicken or the egg? – I’d have to say it...
BIG Trouble!
A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous....
Farts
Q: Why do farts smell?A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.
Rising Temperature
Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up a point or...
High On a Plane
A business person once sat behind a small child on an airliner traveling from...