Blondes and Sex
What does a nymphomaniac say after she’s had sex? Do all you guys play...
Lawyer vs Physician
A lawyer and a physician had a dispute over precedence.They referred it to Diogenes,...
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Mongo’s old lady decided she wanted t dosomething special to please him on hisbirthday,...
Why did the spider buy a car?
|Why did the spider buy a car?So he could take it out for a...
The Punk and the Old Fart
There was an old man in a bar who was staring at a punk...
Supermarket Cart
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a supermarket cart?A: The supermarket cart...
Alternatives to Win95
Microsoft’s ad slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you want to go today?”Now...
How is a man like a snow fall?
How is a man like a snow fall? -You never know how many inches...
Mixed Not!
Q: Why dont mexicans and blacks have children together?A: They’re afraid the kids will...
Scary Seven
Whiy is six afraid of seven?Because seven eight nine!