The Pope And Clinton
After a meeting with the Pope, Bill Clinton held a press conferenceand announced that...
Resignation From Phone Committee
OPERATOR, WE’VE BEEN DISCONNECTED: Florida State Senator John McKay has resigned from the Senate...
The Life Of The Party
The couple were leaving the cocktail party, where the husband, slightly flushed, had been...
You’ve got mail
|A blonde quickly went out to her mail box, looked in it, closed the...
What’s that sound?
|A tourist is sightseeing in a European city. She comes upon the tomb of...
yo momma’s SO fat….
yo momma’s so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out...
Ring Those Bells
A new bellringer was needed for Notre Dame Cathedral to replace Quasimoto, the hunchback....
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning…
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning and wasaproached by his assistant.”Anything interesting...
Wifespeak
Wifespeak/Translation You want: You wantWe need: I wantIt’s your decision: The correct decision should...
The real treasure
An 8 year old boy walks home from school each day past an 8...