Eyes
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her...
Burlesque Show
The kid ran out of the burlesque show.The doorman grabbed him and asked what...
Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked…
Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked the other, “Do you...
Here’s Little Johnny!…
The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out aboutsomething exciting and relate...
A new type of fraud
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Christ Not Polish
Why wasn’t Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn’t find three wisemen and a virgin!
Desire Matures
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with large...
TWO NUNS AND A BLIND MAN
TWO NUNS AND A BLIND MANTwo nuns are ordered to paint a room in...
Speech to the deaf.
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
How does a man show he’s planning for the future?
Q: How does a man show he’s planning for the future?A: He buys two...