A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch…
A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch....
Delaware Crazy Law
It is illegal to fly over any body of water, unless one is carrying...
Eyes
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her...
Dating Terms
LOVE AT 1st SIGHT – what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely...
Polak and Mongoloid
Q: What do you get when you cross a 1-legged Polak with a Mongoloid?A:...
Perfect customer
A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a midwest town he...
A somewhat drunk man feels a…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says,”Say, your head feels...
Marriage Quotes 4
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut...
Clearing it
A very drunk man in a bar tells the bartender and everyone that issitting...
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?Getting fingered by Captain Hook!