ABC’s of ex girlfriends
A is for Arteries. You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because...
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget?
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget? When they are...
Do you have a solution?
|A patient came to his dentist with problems with his teeth.Patient: Doctor, I have...
What does a woman of 40 have between her breasts that a woman of 20 does not?
What does a woman of 40 have between her breasts that a woman of...
Dead Kitten
A little boy was visiting his grandparents on their farm and became attached to...
This guy walks in to a bathroom…
This guy walks in to a bathroom. There is a hole in the wall,...
A novel grasp on marriage
The child was a typical four-year-old girl – cute, inquisitive, brightas a new penny....
Sunday School
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through...
An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea…
An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea with a full complement of sailors....
The first engineer calls out to the other…
The first engineer calls out to the other, “Hey–Nice bike! Where did you get...