What do you call..
What do you call a guy who hangs around?Art!
Why do Farts stink?
Why do Farts stink?So that Deaf people can enjoy them too.
Very stupid robbers
|Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens. Jump!”The...
Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
Grilling Remarks
A husband and his wife who have been married 20 years were doing some...
what would happen if your dog’s…
Did you ever stop to wonder what would happen if your dog’s name was...
Watch out!
A funeral service is being held in a church for a woman who has...
Lover’s Lane
At a paternity trial, the blonde’s lawyer asked, “On the night of July 16th...
A teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates…
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...
The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...