Grenade pin
What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like...
If Apple made toasters…
If Apple made toasters…It would do everything the Microsoft toaster does, but 5 yearsearlier....
Old man’s sperm cup
There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So,...
What Do You Get When…
Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?A: A...
Be nice to your kids
Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.
A guy was driving home one evening…
A guy was driving home one evening when he suddenly realizes that it is...
The young immigrant couple had just left the…
The young immigrant couple had just left the courthouse after being sworn in as...
Blonde quickies 201-220
201. Q: Whats black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling ? A: A...
A young girl is with her dad at the barbers…
A young girl is with her dad at the barbers eating somecandy, when it...
The only wish
Two guys of limited intelligence were on a ship that sank in themiddle of...