Definition of Programmer
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Defining teenagers
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Government is there
|At recent trade talks the American representative offered to sell sophisticated American telephone technology...
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire…
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie,each with the...
Stupid Insults 6/31
Batteries not included. Been napping in front of the ion shield again. Been playing...
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
Discovering too late that a…
Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to...
Why are blond jokes so short?
|Why are blond jokes so short?So men can remember them!
My wife and I are into S & M…
My wife and I are into S & MShe Sleeps and I masturbateSent by...
Economic pressures
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...