Wooden Leg
Harry was delighted when he found a young woman who accepted his proposal of...
Polish Party
Q: How do you ruin a Polish party?A: Flush the punch bowl.
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach…
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach.One said to the other “Hey get out...
Top 10 Reasons…John Glenn
Top 10 Reasons No One Wants to go into Space with John Glenn again:10....
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s…
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s Day Parade, when one of...
The Angel atop a Christmas Tree
On Christmas Eve Santa Claus was getting ready for his annual trip.As he pulled...
Just Before I Die
Showing his friend around his his home, Jennings pointed out all of the collectibles...
Definition of an anesthesiologist
An anesthesiologist is a doctor who works in the operating room to delay your...
An ancient Irishman
Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and Shamus, were stumbling home from the pub late one...
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?Because the little propellers cost extra!