Very stupid robbers
|Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens. Jump!”The...
How many does it take?
Joe is having a drink in his local bar when in walks this gorgeous...
Stupid Insults 22/31
Off by one. Off his rocker/trolley. Oil doesn’t reach his dipstick. On permanent leave...
Math?
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil…
How Cold Is Cold?
60 Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one) 50 Miami residents turn...
White Hart Lane is on fire
|The Fire brigade phones George Graham in the early hours of Sunday morning.”Mr Graham...
An invisible man is here to see you
|Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room.Doctor: Tell him I...
Driver’s Test
Q: Why did the blonde keep failing her driver’s test?A: Because every time the...
Rating your Christmas parties
|If you threw a party, the worst thing you could have done was throw...
Men Are Like Diplomas
How are men like diplomas?You spend lots of time getting one, but once you...