What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?
What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?? An ex-wife and...
The Rabid Neighbor!
A neighbor of mine was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to...
Excuse TO smoke
Two teens had been lovers for a few weeks, but the boy was always...
Blonde Shoots Herself
A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of...
This is horny!
This girl I know told me she was so horny her own tongue’s starting...
Definition of Panda
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.He eats the...
Why Black?
A woman was getting married. She entered the church wearing a black wedding gown...
Watch what you say!
My wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to our...
Candidate’s shootout
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Ouch
“What happened?” asked the hospital visitor of the heavily bandaged man sitting up in...