An Old Man’s Dying Request
An elderly man, 82, just returned from the doctor’s only to find he didn’t...
Equation of earnings
|The EquationEngineers and scientists will never make as much money as business executives. Now...
What is white and streaks across the sky?
What is white and streaks across the sky? The coming of the Lord.
What do you call Toys R’ Us in the hood?
What do you call Toys R’ Us in the hood?We B Toyz N’ Shit
Three Nuns
Three nuns were talking one sunny day in June. The first nun said, “I...
You know why there is a string on a tampon?
You know why there’s a string on a tampon? So the crabs can bungee...
How do you catch a polar bear?
How do you catch a polar bear?Answer: First, you cut a large, round hole...
Blow
what is the difference between a paycheque and a penis?you don’t have to beg...
I want to appeal a case
|Lawyer: “Judge, I wish to appeal my client?s case on the basis of newly...
Bad drivers.
Why are women such bad drivers?Because there is no road between the bedroom and...