Too Much Computer
YOU KNOW YOU’VE BEEN ON THE COMPUTER FOR TOO LONG…When asked about a bus...
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship…
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship with Monica Lewinsky? Pres: Improper?...
Cold Hands
Cold Hands There’s an Ahmish girl riding in a buggy with her mother, and...
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?”The holy pole...
What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond’s ear?
What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond’s ear?Data transfer.
Write your code in C
|WRITE IN C (sung to The Beatles “Let it Be”)When I find my code...
Things You Don’t Want To Hear
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:Better save that. We’ll need it for...
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.
How to break the nose of a blonde.
Q: How do you break the nose on a blonde?A: You put a dildo...
People with busy lives
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...