Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
Aggies
Do you know why the Texas Aggies use artificial turf in their footballstadium?It helps...
Did you take the patient’s temperature?
|Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?
Ice cream
Three blondes are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is...
Forrest Gump goes to heaven…
Forest Gump Goes to Heaven…The day finally arrived: Forest Gump dies and goes to...
How can you tell if a blond has been sleepwalking?
Q:How can you tell if a blond has been sleepwalking? A:When you look in...
The dentist was called away from the dinner table to…
The dentist was called away from the dinner table to take an urgent phone...
A clear moral
One day at the end of class little Billy’s teacher has the class go...
Are computers males or females? TOP 5 REASONS WHY COMPUTERS MUST BE MALE
Are computers males or females? You decide. TOP 5 REASONS WHY COMPUTERS MUST BE...
The blonde Thanksgiving dinner
|It was the first time the blonde was eating Thanksgiving dinner without her family....