A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip…
A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip.Upon arriving, he is visibly...
The Cowboy excuses
|Top Dallas Cowboy Excuses (for losing 1995 NFC Championship) From David Letterman – Tuesday,...
Baby Sitting
Q: How do you babysit black kids?A: Wet their lips and stick them to...
Can I take his place?
|An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him...
The Special Pig
One day a man drove by a farm and saw a three-legged pig. The...
Big mix-UP
One day, there was a plane that crashed. On it, was Bill Clinton, and...
Are you talking to me?
|At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness....
An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new…
An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new pair of...
blonde and the washing machine
Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A:Because you can drop your load...
John receives a phone call…
John receives a phone call. “Hello,” he answers. The voiceon the ot other end...