Lawyer’s Translation
A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to...
Lady Sunbathing
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A milk bath
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Blonde Coyote
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Why did the blonde insist her partner use a condom?
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Doctor’s Notes 1
A man comes into the ER and yells; “My wife’s going to have her...
Abbott calling Costello
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Satanic Barney Proof
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Truisms!
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