A bus filled with politicians was driving through the…
A bus filled with politicians was driving through thecountryside one day, on the campaign...
Did you ever have this before?
|Doctor: Have you ever had this before?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, you’ve got it again!
Pete
Pete was sitting at home one evening when the doorbell rang. He opened the...
12 Year Old Scotch
A guy comes into a bar and asks the barman for twelve-year-old scotch. The...
An infamous stud with a long list of conquests…
An infamous stud with a long list of conquests walked into his neighborhood bar...
What is 3 feet tall and gives me head?
What’s 3 feet tall and gives me head?My son.
Optician
A man goes into the optician and asks for his eyes to be tested...
Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?
Q: Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?A: Pregnancy causes anything you want to blame it for.
Placing your order
|A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to...
John receives a phone call…
John receives a phone call. “Hello,” he answers. The voiceon the ot other end...