yo momma’s SO fat….
yo momma’s so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out...
Slide Under The Table
A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress,...
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?Darling.
A toad with a machine gun!
|What’s green and tough?A toad with a machine gun!
Sex With A Martian
One day, a space ship landed in a farmer’s field and a Martian man...
What is the difference between boogers and spinach?
What is the difference between boogers and spinach? You can’t get your kids to...
Italian, Black, and a Jew
Three best friends are at the corner bar on a Friday night as usual....
Buried in sand
What do you have when you bury six lawyers up to their necks in...
Soldier stands guard
|A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...
Arizona Crazy Law
You may not have more than two dildos in a house. Any misdemeanor committed...