Santa and the Blonde!
One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a...
Redneck Bonanza!
Q: What do a redneck divorce and a tornado have in common?A: Either way...
How do fireflies start a race
|How do fireflies start a race?Ready steady glow!
Not a foot
An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist’s office instead and...
U of Berkeley Products
There are two major products to come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIXThis is...
A burglar is in big trouble
|A burglar has just made it into the house he’s intending ransacking, and he’s...
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnant…
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnantwoman and a Playboy centerfold?Nothing, if the pregnant...
Hellen Keller
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to...
A man forgot to buy turkey for Thanksgiving
|It’s the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a...
Researching this insect
|A prominent Polish scientist conducted very important experiment. He trained a flea to jump...