What is pink and moist and split in the middle?
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?A grapefruit!
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A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar…
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, “Haven’t...
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Once there was this guy, and he was driving in his car, and all...
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