womens monthly pain
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How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?
How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?Ya put yer thumb...
Why Santa Has No Kids
Why doesn’t Santa have any children?Because he only comes once a year, and when...
It’s the way you say it
… A University of Georgia student was visiting a Yankee relative in Boston over...
She changed me
“Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got...
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|Q: Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees?A: Because...
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|An elderly fisherman wrote to a mail order house the following: “Please send me...
Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl…
Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl. “Mommy,” she said, “I’d like you...
The Preacher and the Taxi Driver.
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of...
Modems beat women
|Some reasons why a modem is better than a woman:A modem doesn’t ask for...