Moving
I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving.
If I have a rooster and you have a donkey…
If I have a rooster and you have a donkey and your donkey bitesoff...
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed…
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed, “I heard you died.”"But you see I’m...
How long?
This blond teenage dragged her boyfriend to the court on paternity issue.The lawyer asked,...
Vow of Silence
At a remote monastery deep in the woods, the monks followed a rigid vow...
Ultra dumb people 01
The incredibly dumb ATT fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked...
Blonde Nurse?
Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature? Nurse: No. Is it missing?
Blubber trouble
Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE THE WHALES!
Cyclones!
Why do they name cyclones after women?Because they start off as little blow jobs...
The Freudian Slip
The Freudian Slip Ted and John are setting in the bar and John asked...