I’m Glad I’m A Man
I’m glad I’m a man, you better believe.I don’t live off of yogurt, diet...
Why is a bride always smiling as she walks down the aisle at her wedding?
Why is a bride always smiling as she walks down the aisle at her...
The aged patient doddered into…
The aged patient doddered into the doctor’s office with a serious complaint.”Doc, you’ve got...
There was a guy sitting at a bar having a beer…
There was a guy sitting at a bar having a beer.Up walks a so...
Husband: Want a quickie?
Husband: Want a quickie?Wife: As opposed to what?
Iraqi vs. American
Iraqi vs. American Average Iraqi Has visited the convergence of the Tigris and Euphrates,...
God being a man.
Q: How do we know that God is a man?A: Because if God was...
Bill Gates and the Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gates does it take to change a lightbulb?A: One –...
Tire Tread Marks
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?A: From crawling...
Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!