Yeah, fat broads are like…
Yeah, fat broads are like mopeds. They’re fun to ride, but you don’t want...
The 2000 Darwin awards!
|(15 July 1999, Alabama) A 25-year-old soldier died of injuries sustained from a 3-story...
Tattoo On Her Butt
There once was a service man who toured the Middle East and married a...
Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah witness?
Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah’s witness?...
Young man
|”Young man,” said the judge, looking sternly at the defendant. “It’s alcohol and alcohol...
All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...
A young mother paying a visit to a doctor…
A young mother paying a visit to a doctor friend and his wife made...
Lost Fingers
A man working at a lumberyard is pushing a tree through a saw when...
Pitbull and PMS
What is the difference between a pitbull dog and a PMS woman?Lipstick.
This must be heaven
|So this trumpet player dies. When he reaches is everlasting reward, the guy in...