And Jesus said unto his disciples…
And Jesus said unto his disciples, “Whom do men say that I am?”And His...
Carstianity
“Haul a Yugo. Haul a Yugo.” Gearly beloved, we are Blazered here in the...
Blue Elephants
1. How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun.2. How...
Outrageous Flirting Lines
You can’t be real. May I pinch you to see if I’m dreaming?Hey, didn’t...
In the ravine.
One day, Jim and Bob are out golfing. Jim slices his ball deep into...
Letter home from School
Dear Dad, $chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying...
Dying Wives!
“I was married 3 times” explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner,...
Want me to paint for you?
|A blonde was recently fired from an M&M factory for throwing away Ws and...
There was this Eskimo girl who spent the night…
There was this Eskimo girl who spent the night with her boyfriend and nextmorning...
Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...