A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall…
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going...
Grounds for Divorce
A woman goes into her lawyers office requesting a divorce. He istaking all of...
Some police quotes
|”The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them...
An easy solution
On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting...
Patenting A Peach…
A farmer goes to the patent office to patent a peach, and the patent...
Escalators
An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see...
What do you call a blonde lesbian?
What do you call a blonde lesbian? A waste.
Wife was mad at me
|Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives. One signs to...
Why are spiders like tops?
|Why are spiders like tops?They are always spinning!
She said, “Kiss me doctor!”
She said, “Kiss me doctor!” Doctor said, “I can’t as we doctors have an...