Creative Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid
A few crumbs short of a crouton. A few clowns short of a circus....
Bad Investment
Shultz, a lawyer, bribed a man on the jury to hold out for a...
Pickles
Q: Why don’t blondes eat pickles?A: Because they can’t get their head in the...
Picasso Saves Sight for Sore Eyes
Picasso’s mistress was losing her eyesight so he took her to an opthomologist in...
A tall woman met a midget at a party…
A tall woman met a midget at a party. The midget was barely three...
HITTING BOTTOM
TWO MEN SITTING BESIDE ONE ANOTHER IN A BAR.THE 1ST MAN IS AN AVERAGE...
Aussies
Q. Why are Australians like kiwifruit?A. Because they are rough on the outside, green...
Excerpts from the rural life
A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for...
Two In One Grave?
A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl’s...
What is the most damaging food?
|A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. “The material we put...