Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
Commitment Definition
Having spent half the night discussing involvement vs. commitment (one of my favorite topics...
Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet?
Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet?He went out one...
Why did the blonde fail her driver license exam?
Why did the blonde fail her driver’s license exam? She wasn’t used to the...
A couple was delighted when finally their long wait to adopt…
A couple was delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby came...
Old dying lawyer
A stingy old lawyer was on his deathbed. He instructed his wife to fill...
If Cray ran Christmas…
|The holiday season would cost $16 million but would be celebrated faster than any...
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
What did the Jewish pedophile ask the little girl?
What did the Jewish pedophile ask the little girl? – “Hey, little girl, you...
A gent spots a nice looking gal in a bar…
A gent spots a nice looking gal in a bar goes upand starts small...