Chilly
Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran...
A dyslexic nurse
Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one daycomplaining about Nurse Jenny. “She’s incrediblydumb....
Man’s Worst Nightmare
What’s a man’s worst nightmare?1) The Super Bowl is pre-empted by a soap opera....
Black widow spiders
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring...
What\\\\\\\’s it called when…?
What’s it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down?Marriage.
How Specs Live Forever
The US Standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches....
yo mamas so stupid…gumball
Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited...
3 Viagra Pills
A guy goes to his doctor and says,”Doc, I have a problem.”"My girlfriend is...
Not Just Sex
They say that men only think about sex. That’s not exactly true.They also care...