Lost In The Snow
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what...
WARNING: Puns Ahead!
Love ‘em or hate ‘em, it’s Pun time. Puns, or “groaners” like some folks...
An old man was critically ill…
An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his...
A canadian in a Texas bar…
A Canadian is on vacation and walks into a bar.He sits on this HUGE...
baseball vs law
What is the difference between baseball and law?In baseball, if you’re caught stealing, you’re...
A failed attempt
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face.”Why do you...
Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...
I’ve never understood why women love cats…
I’ve never understood why women love cats.Cats are independent, they don’t listen,they don’t come...
Keeping a high profile in an office
|Never write a note or memo if you can phone or visit instead; everyone...
What do you do when you are finished fucking a ten-year old girl?
What do you do when you’re finished fucking a ten year old girl?A: Turn...