Kewl Cat Quips!
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.Thousands of years ago,...
How come Mike Tysons eyes always water during sex?
How come Mike Tyson’s eyes always water during sex? Mace…
The Talking Monkey
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had...
Bill Gates In Purgatory
Bill gates has been in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being...
Bunch of good one-liners
Women One Liners1. How many honest intelligent, caring men in the world does it...
No Arms and No Legs
There’s a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs sitting by...
Marrying and divorcing in Heaven
It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married,but a tragic...
Monica Lewinsky and a change machine?
Why are Monica Lewinsky and a change machine alike?They both say…”insert Bill here!”
What do Germans use for birth control?
What do Germans use for birth control?Their personalities!
Proper Manners
The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband’s lusty advances on their wedding...