Husband’s Midlife Crisis
Dave Barry on your husband’s midlife crisis:If your husband is exhibiting signs of a...
You are under arrest!
A scientist was successful in cloning himself, and was asked to speak at a...
A man is driving down the freeway…
A man is driving down the freeway when he sees a sign thatsays; “Get...
Psychiatric Hotline
Psychiatric HotlineIf you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.If you are co-dependent, please ask...
Did you hear about Tempura House?
Did you hear about Tempura House?It’s a shelter for lightly battered women.
A Childs View Of A Retirement
After Christmas break, the teacher asked her small pupils how they spent their holidays.One...
Little johnny at school 2
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him...
CHECK THE BUFFETT!
In a Texas bar,The bartender Fred was fed up with penis boasting from theregulars.So...
Blonde Swims the english Channel
A blonde, brunette and a redhead were all in a swimming race. They were...
What is the…
Q. What’s the definition of a lesbian? A. A woman doing a man’s job...