Ready for Society?
A man who had been in a mental institution for some years finally improved...
Cow on train tracks
|A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A...
WHY IS AN IMPOTENT MAN LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE?
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College Dorm
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
Whats the difference between pink and purple?
Whats the difference between pink and purple? Your grip.
A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home…
A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home,”Please send me some food. All they...
Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?
Q: What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?A: The front row of a...
Six stages of married life
Six stages of married life:1: Tri-weekly2: Try weekly3: Try weakly4. Try oysters5: Try anything6:...
Stockbroker at I.R.S.
|The stockbroker received notice from the IRS that he was being audited. He showed...