A pile of one liners!
Why are sheep always in a field? Because they can’t get out !Who gives...
There was this man in a mental hospital…
There was this man in a mental hospital. All day he would put his...
Girls are evil
Girls = time * money time = money, therefore: Girls = money * money...
Shortest Book of the Month
Shortest Book of the Month:Ronald Reagan’s “Memories”
The hit-and-run
The hit-and-run victim was just getting to his feet when apoliceman ran up to...
A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one…
A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one thighand a turkey on...
Only in America do we use the word ‘politics’…
Only in America… do we use the word ‘politics’ to describethe process so well:...
Polish Invention
Did you hear about the latest Polish invention?It’s a solar-powered flashlight.
Did you hear about the call girl who accidentally…
Q: Did you hear about the call girl who accidentally made two appointments at...
Where are you callin’ from
|Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column...