George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IV
Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voicemail. People don’t call you...
Very hostile farmer
|A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in...
After Man, God Said…
What did God say after he created man?”I can do better than this” and...
Playing music
|Last summer, the local orchestra decided to play Beethoven’s 9th symphony.However, it being quite...
What’s brown and sticky?
What’s brown and sticky?A stick.
I Didn’t Even Know!
Three drunks were sitting at a bar. The first one said… “I went in...
Thanks For the Balls
A New York lawyer sent gifts to many of his clients.The gifts were sleeves...
A customer walks into a pharmacy…
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...
Brain transplant
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
Actual stupid questions asked
|The below excerpts appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune. They were taken from real...