Angering the Irishman
|Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an Irishman. So, one of the...
A young lady walks into a doctors office…
A young lady walks into a doctors office. “Doctor I’m suffering from a terrible...
English Lesson
The teacher of the fourth grade class was giving an English lesson:”All right class,...
Flying near Athens
|As the plane was flying low over some hills near Athens, a lady asked...
Real advertisements 01
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Lost:...
Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...
Horny Mouse
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...
Bragging Cowboys
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie, each with...
I am looking for a job as a consultant…
Job Applicant: “I’m looking for a job as a consultant.”Employer: “I’m sorry, we already...
Flute jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players...