Santa\’s Entrance
If your child asks how Santa Claus gets into the house, just tell him...
Titantic and Clinton!
What is the difference between the Titantic and Bill Clinton?They know how many people...
The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...
2 Docs on a Date.
At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each...
A local United Way office realized that…
A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from...
Japanese Prostitute
A man was on his first business trip to Japan, and he decided to...
Bad computer viruses
|Economic computer virusesINTEREST GROUP ECONOMIST VIRUS – Divides your hard disk into hundreds of...
You’re in big trouble
|John was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window...
Candidate’s shootout
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
One neighbor says to the other…
One neighbor says to the other, “Hey Joe, you have to stop leaving the...