Measuring on the job
|There were three Aggies; one crane operator, one pole climber, one guide. The guide...
He was un hoppy!
|Why was the frog down in the mouth?He was un hoppy!
It Only Hurt When…
A male-to-female transexual was recently interviewed on a radio talk show.The DJ asked the...
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?The sound of the zipper scares the sheep.Sent by Lou
50 WAYS TO CONFUSE, WORRY, OR JUST SCARE THE PEOPLE IN THE COMPUTER LAB
1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face...
Friends and Enemies
Ariel was in trouble again. Her sisters were complaining to King Neptune that she...
The 3 holes
A guy’s car breaks down in the middle of town, and he looks for...
Blonde House Fire
A blonde’s house is on fire. She calls 911 and says, “My house is...
The corporate boat race
|An American automobile company and a Japanese auto company decided to have a competitive...
Amish and the Fuzz!
An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when...