It’s been nice gnawing you!
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IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE
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tough mosquito
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82 year old man
An 82 year old man marries an 18 year old woman, she becomes pregnant....
Clueless
Knock Knock Who’s there? Ida Ida who? Ida know.
The local priest came across Paddy who had…
The local priest came across Paddy who had stumbled out of the town tavern.”Paddy,”...
ABC’s of ex girlfriends
A is for Arteries. You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because...
Bill Clinton & Hillary
Bill Clinton and Hillary were travelling in a car.They stopped at a filling station....
Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...
Drink to Forget
Sign seen in a bar:”Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.”