Where are you callin’ from
|Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column...
Murphy’s work laws
|MURPHY’S LAWS ON WORK A pat on the back is only a few centimeters...
Reasons For Being Stood Up
Reasons Dates Have Given For Standing Someone UpI showed up early and decided I...
Outhouse On Quicksand?
Q: What do you call an outhouse built on quicksand?A: Trapper John
Hypothetical Question
A little boy goes up to his father and asks:”Dad, what’s the difference between...
The first engineer calls out to the other…
The first engineer calls out to the other, “Hey–Nice bike! Where did you get...
Men Snore Because
Why do men snore?When they fall asleep, their balls cover their assholes and they...
Baggers and Juicers
A boy was bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the store installed a...
Match
You know you’re a redneck when you lit a match in the bathroom and...
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?The greyhounds wait for the...