Why do female parachutists wear tampons?
Why do female parachutists wear tampons? So they don’t whistle on the way down…
Stupid Insults 26/31
Running U.S. appliances on British current. Runs squares around the competition. Rusty springs in...
New Medication
Have you heard about the new medication that both an aphrodisiac and laxative?It’s called...
Saving the situation
After attending a party for his boss, the life of the party was nursing...
What word starts with an ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ that means a lot of…
What word starts with an ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ that means a lot...
Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says…
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I’m constipated.”The doctor examines...
I’m just trying to be helpful
|A good samaritan was walking home late one night when he came upon this...
Drunk
A guy is swerving down the road and gets pulled over. The cop says,...
Valid identification
|DURING a readiness exercise, my friend Jim and I, Air Force security policemen, were...