How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?Because everybody that can Run,...
May I borrow your dog for a few days?
|It’s for my mother-in-law,” explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash,...
A final diagnosis
|Thought I’d let my doctor check me,’Cause I didn’t feel quite right. . .All...
Nationalities
Q: What nationality are you if you’re going to the bathroom? A: EuropeanQ: And...
Bad convenience foods
|The Eight Worst Convenience FoodsAnd I thought nothing could top Hormel’s pickled eggs …...
A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to…
A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to find herhusband in...
Maggot Thatcher!
|Who is the worm’s Prime Minister?Maggot Thatcher!
Itch – ouch -itch – ouch.
What is total agony? A one-armed man hanging from a twenty storybuilding, with a...
Do you know where you were going?
|A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she’d been driving the wrong way on...
The Bar Basement
Three men walk into a bar and the barman says, ”If you can sit...