The definition of kinky sex
I’m not saying that my wife was naive when we got married, but… she...
New Viruses!
OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly...
Stupid Insults 31/31
Uses thumbtacks to post notes — on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat...
Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night?
Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night? So they can take a...
Selling the Wife
A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men in the...
A man walks into a jewellers shop…
A man walks into a jewellers shop, unzips his trousers and placeshis tool upon...
Hungry Rooster
A Rolls Royce pulls up in front of a really expensive restaurant and a...
Marriage quotes 12
|Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep...
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear?
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear? To keep his ankles warm.
The loss of engines
|Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the...