Does it hurt when you do this?
|Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don’t do that.
Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet?
Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet?He went out one...
Grandma’s strudel
An old man is lying on his deathbed with all his children, grandchildren and...
Irish math
There’s these four Irishmen in a bar, all drinking Guinness. One of them is...
Voodoo Dick
Once upon a time, there once was a traveling salesman who’s wife was a...
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you…
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you,what have you...
When should you care for a man’s company?
When should you care for a man’s company?When he owns it.
How old are you?
|A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on...
Put me into a fighting mood
|Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
The 3 convicts.
Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed totake one...