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What Ever Happened to Buckwheat?
Buckwheat from the Little Rascals became a Muslim.Now they call him Kareem of Wheat!
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George W and the VP…
George W. Bush and his veep running mate, Dick Cheney were talking,when George W....
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Guy goes to the pharmacy at his wife’s request to buy her some tampons....
A frog calls a psychic
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May September Marriage
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