The way he died
A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does...
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?Outlaws are wanted.
How are a blonde legs like cheese wiz?
How are a blonde’s legs like cheese wiz? They’re both useless unless they’re spread!
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
Picasso Saves Sight for Sore Eyes
Picasso’s mistress was losing her eyesight so he took her to an opthomologist in...
Pirate and Lost Body Parts
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures...
Polish Guy At the Beach
A Polish guy is walking along the beach in France. There are many beautiful...
What is a blonde mating call?
What’s a blonde’s mating call? I think I’m drunk.
Your mom is so fat…
Your mom is so fat, that I knew her all my life, and I...
Standing Still
During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made...