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The Tearful Bride…
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Normal traffic stop
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What goes in and out and smells of piss?
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Soak your gloves and store them in the freezer after every use. Fasten a...
Stagecoach surprise
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Old Beach Babe
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Two Rednecks
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Newfoundland and Nova Scotia
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