Contract With The Devil
An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared...
Black and White, and Red all over?
What is Black and White, and Red all over?Answer: A Skunk with a diaper...
Two Polish guys went away on their annual hunting expedition…
Two Polish guys went away on their annual hunting expedition, andby accident one was...
A woman’s random thoughts!
Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes I...
Twas The Night…-why did I stop there?
Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around...
Advantage: Woman!
Why it’s better to be a Woman!1. We got off the Titanic first.2. We...
Road Hazard
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both women barely large...
Bill Gates can choose his punishment
|Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood...
You know why a dog licks his ass?
You know why a dog licks his ass?Because he knows in five minutes he’ll...
The New Priest
A new priest was beginning in the Church confessional. His predecessor had given him...