How does physics save lives?
One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. Apre-med student rudely interrupted...
Magic Mirror
There are 3 people standing in front of a magic mirror. The mirror gives...
Little Johnny Sees Them Naked
Little Johnny has to stay at Grandma’s for the weekend. Being an old school...
A young girl is speaking with her father…
A young girl is speaking with her father.”Daddy, what’s that between your legs?”"That’s my...
Pinocchio Kidnapped!
Everyone hear the news about Snow White, Cinderella, and Sleeping Beauty being expelled from...
Monthly Horoscopes – JG Style!
ARIESYou are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt. You are quick-tempered,...
Susie walkin the dog!
A little girl asks her Mom, “May I take the dog for a walk...
Stupid Insults 8/31
Couldn’t find his way through a maze even if the rats helped him. Couldn’t...
Tampons
Guy goes to the pharmacy at his wife’s request to buy her some tampons....
Best kind of sex
A man went to a sex doctor and told him of his extremely active...